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Kinja'd!!! "Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud" (nimbus-the-legend)
06/03/2016 at 20:25 • Filed to: None

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I was driving home one day on an empty 4 lane freeway late one night, and this drunk woman in a porsche insisted on keeping pace with me, (how did I know she was drunk? Let’s just say she was trying to play connect the bots dots on her left and her right.)

I tried to pass her about 5 miles before my exit to try to get into the far right lane, she sped up when I sped up, every lane change I made, she made to stay next to me, so I tried to gradually slow down, she slowed down, so I gunned it, only to hear her gun it as soon as the kickdown from my transmission could be heard, so I slammed on my brakes and almost locked them up.

I watched her fly by, with a face of surprise, switched lanes to get behind her, giving about 1/8th of a mile distance between us and in hindsight I probably should have let the gap grow longer, but at this point I was genuinely pissed off. I got my phone out and called 911, and read her plate number to the operator, as I prepare to take my exit

THE BITCH TOOK THE SAME EXIT I WAS TAKING!!! SHE SWERVED LAST MINUTE AND ALMOST HIT THE WATER AND SAND FILLED YELLOW CANS THAT ABSORB IMPACT!!!

When we came to the first intersection stop light, I left 3 car lengths gap between me and her all the while I was on the phone with 911. The operator kept asking me for updates of location and direction she was heading, so I kept giving her the details until I had to turn off and stop following her to go to my house.

Yea, you’re damn right I called the cops on her. She shouldn’t be exempt from the same laws as the rest of us just because reasons!


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
06/03/2016 at 20:45

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I sure hope they caught up to her. Good choice on not letting her follow you.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
06/03/2016 at 21:19

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Good work! You always want the drunk ahead of you, so you can react to them. Doesn’t work the other way around. I’ve called 911 to report drunks a couple times.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
06/04/2016 at 16:55

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Good job, I’ve called before. Always worth being behind them.